GREAT NEWS!!!! You can now comfortably eat the weevils in your black-eyed beans!
Verily, verily, I say unto you, do not be scared of eating thy beans that has been visited terribly by weevils. As it is said, ignorance is a deadly disease that can see you heading to your grave at the wrong time, so let me school you on something very important. I recently stumbled upon a man who delights in travelling around the globe, not for site seeing or as a result of other tourist attractions, but because he delights in the weird delicacies eaten by tribes of people all over the world. The other day, I caught him eating some really creepy things that I would love to share with you. The first thing I saw him eat was (you wouldn’t believe this) …the embryo of a duck! Now, how do I explain this? Ok, lemme try. Somewhere in South Asia, there is a local food that is like the normal boiled egg, and let me warn you now, if you’re visiting a new town, do not buy boiled egg. Instead, buy the raw egg and cook it yourself. So, as I was saying, this egg is that of a duck (don’t know if...